Les losers sont des perdants.

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Le 19 octobre 2011 vers 20:20 dans J'ai Tout Vu

Vu dans un bar à Paris.
En général dans les bars, aux toilettes, il y a un distributeur de préservatifs…
On sait comme c’est, on invite une fille à boire un verre, on discute, on parle de tout et de rien, puis on va au restaurant, on parle encore… On ne veut pas se quitter déjà, on ne sait pas encore quoi faire, alors on va reboire un verre.
Il y a un jeu d’approche, on rit, on se regarde en coin puis la main s’aventure vers la main de l’autre…
Puis vient le premier baiser…
On passe aux toilettes, se « laver les mains » et on en profite pour prendre ses précautions, parce qu’on sait que le « pas le premier soir » est une légende…
Dans ce bar, il n’y a pas de distributeur de préservatifs mais un distributeur de spray buccal pour avoir une bonne haleine…
Voilà. Le seul espoir pour les clients de ce bar, c’est d’avoir un baiser, à peine plus…



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