Document du Quotidien — 22 — OMT

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Le 05 décembre 2009 vers 17:17 dans Document Du Quotidien, OMT

Xmas.
Puisque c’est la période, (OMT, One More Time) ma lettre à Papa Noyel…
Lettre
Mais évidemment j’accepte toutefois vos présents spontanés tels que…

  • dons en nature,
  • argent en liquide,
  • écran en plat,
  • chocolats en papillote,
  • dessins en bande,
  • des seins en photo,
  • livres en papier,
  • musique en disques
  • disques en vinyle
  • platine en état de marche
  • aide en déménagement
  • câlins enthousiasmes
  • baisers enflammés
  • danses endiablées

La liste n’est évidemment pas exhaustive, pas du tout, je vous laisse aussi être imaginatif, je ne vais pas vous mâcher trop le travail et ruiner tout effet de surprise. Et oui c’est important l’effet de surprise, souvenez vous de vos yeux d’enfants lorsque déchirant les paquets cadeaux, explosant le carton vous découvriez avec émerveillement le jouet dont vous aviez rêvé des semaines durant, et avec lequel vous alliez jouer deux minutes trente avant de vous lasser et de l’abandonner dans votre chambre, alors que vos parents s’étaient ruinés, avaient travaillé plus pour gagner plus, y laissant leur santé voire même un bras, avaient été jusqu’à vendre un rein qui aujourd’hui leur fait cruellement défaut, pour gagner un peu plus que leur maigre pitance pour vous faire sourire l’espace d’un instant. Vous êtes des ingrats, vous ne méritez pas les cadeaux que l’on vous a faits !
Malheureusement vous n’avez pas changé… Alors cette année ne faites pas de cadeau ni à vous ni aux anciens enfants qui vous entourent, offrez plutôt tout ça à quelqu’un qui sait encore apprécier les choses en général, et la vie en particulier, à sa juste valeur, pour une fois dans votre vie soyez altruistes, ne soyez plus aveugles du cœur et du cul, laissez vous chavirer par la générosité, apprenez le sens du mot bonté, oui, soyez bons soyez bonnes, cette année offrez moi vos cadeaux. Je vous assure que je saurai quoi en faire et au pire EBay le saura pour moi…



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